Beware The Dog Is A Dickhead Coir Outdoor Mat
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Description
Add humor and personality to your doorstep.
This durable coir (coconut fiber) doormat is both practical and bold – perfect for dog owners who enjoy a little irreverence with their home décor. It’s designed to keep dirt out while making guests smile before they even step inside.
Key Features:
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Strong & easy to clean – Made from natural coir fibers that trap dirt while holding up season after season.
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Bold, UV-resistant design – The “Beware The Dog Is A Dickhead” message is stenciled with fade-resistant dyes, keeping the look sharp outdoors.
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Available in four sizes – Choose from 36" × 24", 30" × 18", 24" × 16", or 18" × 12" to fit any entryway.
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Durable black base – Reinforced backing helps the mat stay in place and last longer.
Why You’ll Love It:
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Laugh-out-loud first impression – Guests will know right away your household has a sense of humor.
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Practical yet full of character – Keeps dirt outside while showing off your bold personality.
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Sized for every doorway – From small porch steps to wide entryways, there’s a perfect fit
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Shipping & Returns
Most of our products are made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Estimated Shipping Times
- United States: Typically, orders arrive within 8 to 14 business days.
- Canada & Europe: Deliveries usually take between 10 to 16 business days.
- Australia & New Zealand: Expect your items within 8 to 14 business days.
- Rest of the World: Delivery times range from 10 to 18 business days.
Please note, our shipping schedule excludes weekends, and no orders are dispatched during these times.
More information about the shipping.
Our return policy is valid for 30 days from the date of delivery.
